The product’s description:

“Nasty Vivid Girl Briana Banks, is your “E” ticket ride. Pure satisfaction is guaranteed with Doc Johnson’s UR3 masturbator molded directly from Briana’s hot and sexy privates. The Blue Pocket Pussy is compact in size, can be placed on a bed for hands free operation, and is the most natural life like vagina available today. Briana’s pussy will accommodate a vibrating bullet (not supplied). So take her for a spin, if you dare.”

My review of this pretty pussy sex toy:

For those of you who have read my prior reviews or are regulars to my blog, you’ll know what a huge fan I am of Vivid and their sex toys. They did it once again, without failure producing one hell of an incredible-feeling sex toy for men! This realistic pussy is constructed out of UR3 material, which is incredibly realistic and feels just like a real pussy. UR3 is in my opinion as I’ve said in the past one of the best materials for sex toys just because it’s just so goddamned close to the real thing! The one key factor I love about this toy is that you can just set it down, and plug away at it. Most other toys you’ve got to hold or somehow jimmy them in between some objects to go full-on hands free. This one is fantastic! On top of that, if you buy a bullet vibe and stick it into her pussy it feels even more incredible. Definitely worth the buy if you’re in the market for a pussy!

Name: Briana Banks Pocket Pussy
Price: $26.69
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Stop dreaming about what my pussy feels like and start cumming! This super soft masturbator is just like having me spread open and ready-only better.”

My review of this sex toy:

Let me tell you, this puppy really knows how to treat a guy! Mari Possa is one of the hottest petite porn chicks I’ve ever seen in my life and I snatched this sex toy up the second I found it. The beads in this little pleasure bringer really enhance the feelings the already realistic pussy brings on your cock, trust me! I love how easy it is to grip and slide up and down without losing the realistic pussy in the process like a lot of other sex toys I’ve played with in the past. This baby really grips onto your dick and makes it feel immense sensations. Definitely worth a buy for the low price. Have fun!

Name: Mari Possa’s Beaded Pussy
Price: $14.81
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“The stunning Vivid beauty Savanna Samson, brings to life her own UR3 Vibrating Vagina and Ass. Perfectly Cloned for the Ultimate Experience. Includes 10 Speed, 5 function control and Savanna favorite lube.”

My review of Savanna’s holes:

Vivid never ceases to amaze me with their incredible line-up of beautiful girls. I’ve seen her on shows like Howard Stern before, and in-person she’s just simply beautiful and amazing. She’s got a great personality to boot! The fact that I get to stick my tool in these two beautiful holes whenever I feel like, were enough to urge me to buy this sex toy. The realism is astonishing. What’s even more great? The tightness in these two extremely well-crafted holes which are actually a mold of Savanna’s privates themselves! So in a way, you’re kind of taking Savanna home with you. Enjoy this beautiful little nympho!

Name: Savanna Samson’s Pussy and Ass
Price: $128.69
My Rating:
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The product’s description:

“Beautiful printed face. Sexy maid Uniform. 3 Hot holes for Lovin’.”

My review:

I LOVE Carmen. She’s so damned beautiful, and this sex doll suits her so perfectly. Her face misses not a single detail of perfection, and her body is insane. Carmen shares her beautiful mouth, tight little pussy, and virgin ass with you for hours and hours of pleasure and incredible sensations. She blows up so she’s really easy to store and maintain secrecy if need be. One of the greater purchases I’ve made more recently and the price is perfect. Have fun with this beauty.

Name: Carmen Luvana French Maid Inflatable Love Doll
Price: $24.71
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Soft, stretchy, super clear masturbator with stimulating stroker beads.”

My review of this pretty foot:

I’ve posted about Jesse Jane before, and if you’ve read my posts about her you’ll know I’m a great fan of this beautiful porn star. If you’re a lover of feet (one of my MANY fetishes), GET THIS! Seriously this foot is damned gorgeous and SO well-crafted that if you closed your eyes and went to work on it, you’d think it was a real foot giving your cock those incredible feelings and sensations this sex toy does. I love it, and Jesse Jane. Did I mention I love Jesse Jane? Thought I did. Hehe.

Name: Jesse Jane’s Senso Foot Fetish Fantasy
Price: $21.74
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

My review of this penis pump:

Rocco’s pump is probably one of the more well-thought-out penis pumps I’ve come across in my explorations in the world of sex toys for men, and it stands out only because it’s just so damned good at what it does. The pump on this bad boy looks like one of those for blood pressure, easy to grip, comfortable, etc. Trust me, you won’t be doing any blood pressure taking, just shooting all of it towards your rod! Use this puppy for about 15 minutes, take your tool out and marvel at what you see before you. Great penis pump, and the price is perfect. Good luck!

Name: Roccos Roc-Hard Erection Machine
Price: $49.49
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“An exact replica of her size, shape and contours down to her hand painted sumptuously detailed lips. Created in Futurotic Plusâ„¢ material for the ultimate life-like feel and sensation. Increase orgasmic intensity of passion with the powerful, 5-function vibrating, pulsatingand surging push button battery pack with LED indicator. Powder included. 2 AA batteries (Not included). Watch battery (included).”

My review of these beautiful holes:

Jesse Jane is one of my most favorite pornstars out there in the world today. She’s incredibly sexy, and these two delicious holes were created from her very own pussy and ass! I love popping in a DVD of hers and plugging away at these tight little orifices while she’s getting plugged away on the screen! What I really loved and what I continue to love about this place, is they provide the batteries unlike some other sex toy stores. It has 5 different methods of vibrating, so you’re in ultimate control of what’s going on and the speed and feelings. She just feels incredibly delicious. I love personally alternating between that delicious pussy and tight little balloon knot. Have fun!

Name: Jesse Jane’s Intimate Passages
Price: 74.20 $55.65
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Soft, stretchy, textured sleeves for use with any standard vibrator or as an erection enhancer.”

My review:

These things feel great, they slip right on and have an amazing grip. Not to mention if you add in the fun of a vibrator the sensations up and down your shaft will blow your mind. This is one of my more recent purchases, and I’m incredibly happy with it.

Name: Universal Sleeves - Glow In The Dark
Price: $14.50
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Cyber skin Masturbation Sleeve. Life size inflatable Sex Doll.. Dual Purpose. Used with Doll. Use Alone. Use with Vibration. This Asian Beauty will satisfy your deepest longings with Cyber Skin vaginal and anal openings. The intense pleasure will make you wonder why you’ve waited so long. Be surprised by her hot and soft body. Push her shiny black hair away from her mysteriously beautiful face and give her what she wants.Her hungry mouth is just begging to give some back. Believable as your dreams, the Tokyo Diva doll wants you to take her home. From her perfect breasts to her irresistible bottom, she’ll take you anywhere you want to go.”

My experience with this beautiful Asian doll:

If you’re a lover of Asian beauties like I am, you’ll instantly fall in love with this Asian sex doll as I did! The price threw me off a bit at first, but I figured what the hell, live a little she looks worth it. I was EVER so RIGHT! The “cyberskin” feeling is in the same ranks as the UR3 material and any sex toy, doll, or whichever I look at I check to see if it’s made of cyberskin or UR3. You’ll love every minute (or second!) of plugging this beautiful Asian babes tight little ass, mouth, or beautiful pussy. She’s a definite happy addition to my collection of sex toys for men. Have fun with this one, she’s ready for hours and hours of hardcore fun!

Name: Tokyo Diva
Price: $98.96
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Self controlled suction action and a safety vacuum release port made for incredible pleasure and varied results. Heavy-duty construction. New improved seal. It’s compact in all in one design.”

My review of this penis pump:

I’ve used and still use, many penis pumps. The things I really love about this particular one, is as you can see from the picture above the pump is on the top. Unlike others with pistol-grips (which I’m also a huge fan of), it’s a more relaxing motion of just pushing down and pumping so your knuckles don’t hurt at all if you do it for long. My recommendation or experience with it, is use it for about 10 minutes, see how you like the feel of it. I loved how the pump felt around my tool personally but your mileage may vary. If you pump for about 10-15 minutes, and pull out you’ll notice a happy increase in your overall size. Length as well as girth are increased using this marvel of a pump. Its price really attracted me into trying it also, pretty cheap for a great pump that actually works.

Name: Peter Pump
Price: $24.74
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Coffe and Cream… to the Extreme. Vivid Girl Lube and Power.Moulded from the real Porn Starlet Chelsea Sinclair. This perfectly formed vagina and anus is exquisite in every detail. Made from an ultra real feel rubber compound, UR3, and hand coloured for added realism and is soft and very, very tight. Moulded in an inviting legs spread position you can take Chelsea in either hole, and features a vibrating bullet and hi-tech multi-speed control with pulse, surge and escalate modes.”

My review of this sexy realistic pussy and ass:

For those of you who read my reviews often, you know I’m a huge fan of sex toys made with UR3 material, just because it feels so DAMNED good! This beautiful pair of holes falls nothing short of perfection. Chelsea herself is an amazingly beautiful star and the idea of being able to stick my tool in her tight, beautiful holes just drove me beyond insane. I picked this baby up the second I found it and I’m ever so glad I did! The detail on both entries is impeccable. The vibration feature REALLY adds a lot to it because it just feels like I’ve said already, so damned realistic and amazing. The sensations sent through my cock from this tight little thing are undescribable. Enjoy this if you buy it, I know I am!

Name: Chelsea Realistic Vibrating Vagina & Anus
Price: $84.95
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“You will know too, when you look deep into their eyes. The beautiful faces of these Vivid Girls are what you will be looking at while you take your pleasure deep in one of their 3 welcoming holes. Vaginal, oral and anal pleasures are what the Vivid Girls are known for and it is our pleasure to serve them hot and ready.”

My review of this sex doll:

Well Vivid’s done it again with this realistic doll, yet another incredible addition to the long line of Vivid girls they’ve brought to life for the guys like myself out there who have fallen in love with them. Firstly, she’s got very large breasts which I’m a HUGE fan of, no pun. The blonde hair is another feature of this sex doll that really drives me wild too. To boot, she’s got three entries which are all in my experiences very lifelike and feel amazing. Her anal entry, vaginal, and mouth are all very welcoming and tight. I was surprised to see such detail and artwork put into this beauty, but was pleasantly surprised and grateful for it. I take her out and play with her almost every week. Great addition to any collection, or great start to one!

Name: Vivid Blow-Up Dolls - Tawny
Price: $21.74
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Over 5″ of Super Soft, Tight and Stretchy,Stimulating Masturbating Pocket Pal- Lubricant Included.”

My experience with this masturbator:

When it comes to sex toys for men, I consider mysql one of the toughest critics out there. This little thing packs on hell of a punch! After a little bit of lube to keep the friction goin good, I was in pure heaven as this realistic little thing did its job on my rod. The feelings I got from this handheld joy felt like none other I had felt before from some of the other toys I had experimented with. Definitely a must-buy if your first toy, or even if just an addition to your collection. I use this thing interchangibly with my other toys, I tend to like variety and choices. Enjoy ‘er if you buy it too!

Name: Mermaid Masturbator
Price: $22.76
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

My review of this penis pump:

This penis pump had no product description, but it doesn’t really need one, trust me. This puppy works so friggin good I couldn’t believe how much it had triumphed over the other pumps I had tried in the past. I mean, this thing really in the words of Arnold “pumps you up”. After I used this bad boy for about 20 minutes, I beheld the monster before me that was my manhood LOL. I swear I thought a snake had crawled in my pants. Basically after using it for about 15 minutes or about that, I had a nice gain of about 2 inches in length and about 3 inches in thickness. I’m surprised the price isn’t higher for what it can do honestly, but I’m glad I got it at this steal.

Name: Magnum Pump
Price: $69.99
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“New Comfort Grip masturbators have been designed with convenient finger holes for maximum control. No more slipping just as you get to the best part of the sex! And if the finger holes is not enough you will also note the great grip bumps on the ouside, these make sure your grip never falters.”

My review:

For a mere 20 bucks this baby is a surefire buy, or at least it was for me. It looked interesting enough to me that I figured it had to feel pretty good. I was right, of course! I bought ‘er and within a few days had this incredibly useful sex toy in the palm of my hand waiting to be abused. I loved it never once slipped from my hand because of the grips it comes with. On top of the grips on the outer part of it, it has finger holes for extra security so you don’t lose this amazing sensation throughout your use of it.

If you warm this puppy up, it feels even better. Don’t put it in the microwave though! Soak it in warm water for about 15 minutes or so and you’ll be glad ya did. Awesome masturbator for anyone out there looking to keep their hands clean, or just experience one hell of a feeling!

Name: Pearl Pleasure Comfort Grip Stroker
Price: $19.95
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now