The product’s description:
“You’ll love to put yourself in these lovely hands. Feel the soft skin tenderly stroke and caress your penis.”
My description and review:
This is a gift of the Gods! It feels amazing, like two hands are rubbing your cock up and down at the same time. It keeps your own hands clean, […]

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The product’s description:
“Complete Penis Enlargment System. Reach mammoth dimensions… 9 inches, 10 inches even a BIG 12 Inches is possible! Easy One Finger Trigger Release - No plunger of bulb to pump. Pull the trigger and feel the power. Quality Construction! Penis Cylinder - clear, watch your penis grow, grow and grow! Pure Rubber Penis […]

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The product’s description:
“Gina is one of a kind!! World’s first wireless vibrating love doll with movable arms and orbital sockets creating an exceptional range of motion. Newly sculpted mouth expands to fit any size. Life-like doll with Futuroticâ„¢ vagina, anus, nipples and mouth. Almost seamless, life-like feeling skin, full mannequin head, long flowing blonde hair, […]

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The product’s description:
“Extreme Vibrating and Sucking Power!!! The OPTIMUM POWER VIBRO SUCKING STROKER boasts a Vibrating Stroker with superb sucking action! Penis Enhancement while soothing vibrations are delivered throughout! High Grade easy pump bulb with extra long non-crimping tube allows complete maneuverability!!!”
My experiences with it:
Well it’s a LOT better than a vacuum and a LOT […]

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The product’s description:
“3 Loving Passages! Exotic beauty ready to please with three eager holes.”
My experience with this mens sex toy:
Fun fun fun! How else can I put it? I’ve had my fun with the mysteries of the orient now! Ok well maybe not, but still I feel as if I’ve had my […]

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The product’s description:
“Tight, soft, stretchy, life-like Futuroticâ„¢ masturbator. Powder included.”
My opinion of it:
Welp where can you go wrong? Most if not all of us know Tera Patrick, and what a true beautiful woman she is. The joys I’ve had watching her on DVD while enjoying this tight little toy which so perfectly looks […]

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The product’s description:
“Get a grip with The Joy Grip - Savanna Samson’s masturbator in Red UR3.”
The fun I’ve had with it:
The name says it all really. This “grip” provides PLENTY of joy lol. I’ve used it on myself and have had it used on me by my ex-wife and girlfriends in the past. […]

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The product’s description:
“This mighty REMOTE PLUNGER PUMP was designed for powerful sucking action, with precision piston movement. The REMOTE PLUNGER PUMP can bring you hours of pumping pleasure. The plunger provides maximum suction with each stroke. You control the action using the powerful pump handle.”
My experience with it:
This pump like many others looks like it […]

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The product’s description:
“Sunset Thomas Vibrating Realistic Vagina - The most realistic vibrating vagina ever created! Your world will never be the same! Sey Porn Star Sunset Tomas , star of the Award Winning film “SEX” has been perfectly captured by Doc Johnson’s mold masters. Doc Johnson’s exclusive techniques offer the most reealistic VIBRATING Vagina ever […]

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The product’s description:
“Intense Beaded Stroking Action. Power packed full shaft arousal is now at your fingertips. Twin rows of pearl beads stroke the penis with rapid intensitycreating a massive wave of orgasmic pleasure. Super-soft, hygienically superior, SoftTouchâ„¢ Plus pussy with ruby red lips. Self-contained with ribbed sleeve, multi-speed stimulation, convenient lid and LED indicator. Requires […]

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Well here’s the product description:
“Indulge yourself with the simple pleasures of a classic penis pump! Sex toy will temporarily increase your penis size and thickness and give you the hardest erections you have ever had. Toy is easy to use, just cover the air release valve, place your penis into the cylinder, squeeze the hand […]

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