The product’s description:

“Nasty Vivid Girl Briana Banks, is your “E” ticket ride. Pure satisfaction is guaranteed with Doc Johnson’s UR3 masturbator molded directly from Briana’s hot and sexy privates. The Blue Pocket Pussy is compact in size, can be placed on a bed for hands free operation, and is the most natural life like vagina available today. Briana’s pussy will accommodate a vibrating bullet (not supplied). So take her for a spin, if you dare.”

My review of this pretty pussy sex toy:

For those of you who have read my prior reviews or are regulars to my blog, you’ll know what a huge fan I am of Vivid and their sex toys. They did it once again, without failure producing one hell of an incredible-feeling sex toy for men! This realistic pussy is constructed out of UR3 material, which is incredibly realistic and feels just like a real pussy. UR3 is in my opinion as I’ve said in the past one of the best materials for sex toys just because it’s just so goddamned close to the real thing! The one key factor I love about this toy is that you can just set it down, and plug away at it. Most other toys you’ve got to hold or somehow jimmy them in between some objects to go full-on hands free. This one is fantastic! On top of that, if you buy a bullet vibe and stick it into her pussy it feels even more incredible. Definitely worth the buy if you’re in the market for a pussy!

Name: Briana Banks Pocket Pussy
Price: $26.69
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Stop dreaming about what my pussy feels like and start cumming! This super soft masturbator is just like having me spread open and ready-only better.”

My review of this sex toy:

Let me tell you, this puppy really knows how to treat a guy! Mari Possa is one of the hottest petite porn chicks I’ve ever seen in my life and I snatched this sex toy up the second I found it. The beads in this little pleasure bringer really enhance the feelings the already realistic pussy brings on your cock, trust me! I love how easy it is to grip and slide up and down without losing the realistic pussy in the process like a lot of other sex toys I’ve played with in the past. This baby really grips onto your dick and makes it feel immense sensations. Definitely worth a buy for the low price. Have fun!

Name: Mari Possa’s Beaded Pussy
Price: $14.81
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“The stunning Vivid beauty Savanna Samson, brings to life her own UR3 Vibrating Vagina and Ass. Perfectly Cloned for the Ultimate Experience. Includes 10 Speed, 5 function control and Savanna favorite lube.”

My review of Savanna’s holes:

Vivid never ceases to amaze me with their incredible line-up of beautiful girls. I’ve seen her on shows like Howard Stern before, and in-person she’s just simply beautiful and amazing. She’s got a great personality to boot! The fact that I get to stick my tool in these two beautiful holes whenever I feel like, were enough to urge me to buy this sex toy. The realism is astonishing. What’s even more great? The tightness in these two extremely well-crafted holes which are actually a mold of Savanna’s privates themselves! So in a way, you’re kind of taking Savanna home with you. Enjoy this beautiful little nympho!

Name: Savanna Samson’s Pussy and Ass
Price: $128.69
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Beautiful printed face. Sexy maid Uniform. 3 Hot holes for Lovin’.”

My review:

I LOVE Carmen. She’s so damned beautiful, and this sex doll suits her so perfectly. Her face misses not a single detail of perfection, and her body is insane. Carmen shares her beautiful mouth, tight little pussy, and virgin ass with you for hours and hours of pleasure and incredible sensations. She blows up so she’s really easy to store and maintain secrecy if need be. One of the greater purchases I’ve made more recently and the price is perfect. Have fun with this beauty.

Name: Carmen Luvana French Maid Inflatable Love Doll
Price: $24.71
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Soft, stretchy, super clear masturbator with stimulating stroker beads.”

My review of this pretty foot:

I’ve posted about Jesse Jane before, and if you’ve read my posts about her you’ll know I’m a great fan of this beautiful porn star. If you’re a lover of feet (one of my MANY fetishes), GET THIS! Seriously this foot is damned gorgeous and SO well-crafted that if you closed your eyes and went to work on it, you’d think it was a real foot giving your cock those incredible feelings and sensations this sex toy does. I love it, and Jesse Jane. Did I mention I love Jesse Jane? Thought I did. Hehe.

Name: Jesse Jane’s Senso Foot Fetish Fantasy
Price: $21.74
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

My review of this penis pump:

Rocco’s pump is probably one of the more well-thought-out penis pumps I’ve come across in my explorations in the world of sex toys for men, and it stands out only because it’s just so damned good at what it does. The pump on this bad boy looks like one of those for blood pressure, easy to grip, comfortable, etc. Trust me, you won’t be doing any blood pressure taking, just shooting all of it towards your rod! Use this puppy for about 15 minutes, take your tool out and marvel at what you see before you. Great penis pump, and the price is perfect. Good luck!

Name: Roccos Roc-Hard Erection Machine
Price: $49.49
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“An exact replica of her size, shape and contours down to her hand painted sumptuously detailed lips. Created in Futurotic Plus™ material for the ultimate life-like feel and sensation. Increase orgasmic intensity of passion with the powerful, 5-function vibrating, pulsatingand surging push button battery pack with LED indicator. Powder included. 2 AA batteries (Not included). Watch battery (included).”

My review of these beautiful holes:

Jesse Jane is one of my most favorite pornstars out there in the world today. She’s incredibly sexy, and these two delicious holes were created from her very own pussy and ass! I love popping in a DVD of hers and plugging away at these tight little orifices while she’s getting plugged away on the screen! What I really loved and what I continue to love about this place, is they provide the batteries unlike some other sex toy stores. It has 5 different methods of vibrating, so you’re in ultimate control of what’s going on and the speed and feelings. She just feels incredibly delicious. I love personally alternating between that delicious pussy and tight little balloon knot. Have fun!

Name: Jesse Jane’s Intimate Passages
Price: 74.20 $55.65
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Soft, stretchy, textured sleeves for use with any standard vibrator or as an erection enhancer.”

My review:

These things feel great, they slip right on and have an amazing grip. Not to mention if you add in the fun of a vibrator the sensations up and down your shaft will blow your mind. This is one of my more recent purchases, and I’m incredibly happy with it.

Name: Universal Sleeves - Glow In The Dark
Price: $14.50
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Cyber skin Masturbation Sleeve. Life size inflatable Sex Doll.. Dual Purpose. Used with Doll. Use Alone. Use with Vibration. This Asian Beauty will satisfy your deepest longings with Cyber Skin vaginal and anal openings. The intense pleasure will make you wonder why you’ve waited so long. Be surprised by her hot and soft body. Push her shiny black hair away from her mysteriously beautiful face and give her what she wants.Her hungry mouth is just begging to give some back. Believable as your dreams, the Tokyo Diva doll wants you to take her home. From her perfect breasts to her irresistible bottom, she’ll take you anywhere you want to go.”

My experience with this beautiful Asian doll:

If you’re a lover of Asian beauties like I am, you’ll instantly fall in love with this Asian sex doll as I did! The price threw me off a bit at first, but I figured what the hell, live a little she looks worth it. I was EVER so RIGHT! The “cyberskin” feeling is in the same ranks as the UR3 material and any sex toy, doll, or whichever I look at I check to see if it’s made of cyberskin or UR3. You’ll love every minute (or second!) of plugging this beautiful Asian babes tight little ass, mouth, or beautiful pussy. She’s a definite happy addition to my collection of sex toys for men. Have fun with this one, she’s ready for hours and hours of hardcore fun!

Name: Tokyo Diva
Price: $98.96
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Self controlled suction action and a safety vacuum release port made for incredible pleasure and varied results. Heavy-duty construction. New improved seal. It’s compact in all in one design.”

My review of this penis pump:

I’ve used and still use, many penis pumps. The things I really love about this particular one, is as you can see from the picture above the pump is on the top. Unlike others with pistol-grips (which I’m also a huge fan of), it’s a more relaxing motion of just pushing down and pumping so your knuckles don’t hurt at all if you do it for long. My recommendation or experience with it, is use it for about 10 minutes, see how you like the feel of it. I loved how the pump felt around my tool personally but your mileage may vary. If you pump for about 10-15 minutes, and pull out you’ll notice a happy increase in your overall size. Length as well as girth are increased using this marvel of a pump. Its price really attracted me into trying it also, pretty cheap for a great pump that actually works.

Name: Peter Pump
Price: $24.74
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Coffe and Cream… to the Extreme. Vivid Girl Lube and Power.Moulded from the real Porn Starlet Chelsea Sinclair. This perfectly formed vagina and anus is exquisite in every detail. Made from an ultra real feel rubber compound, UR3, and hand coloured for added realism and is soft and very, very tight. Moulded in an inviting legs spread position you can take Chelsea in either hole, and features a vibrating bullet and hi-tech multi-speed control with pulse, surge and escalate modes.”

My review of this sexy realistic pussy and ass:

For those of you who read my reviews often, you know I’m a huge fan of sex toys made with UR3 material, just because it feels so DAMNED good! This beautiful pair of holes falls nothing short of perfection. Chelsea herself is an amazingly beautiful star and the idea of being able to stick my tool in her tight, beautiful holes just drove me beyond insane. I picked this baby up the second I found it and I’m ever so glad I did! The detail on both entries is impeccable. The vibration feature REALLY adds a lot to it because it just feels like I’ve said already, so damned realistic and amazing. The sensations sent through my cock from this tight little thing are undescribable. Enjoy this if you buy it, I know I am!

Name: Chelsea Realistic Vibrating Vagina & Anus
Price: $84.95
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“You will know too, when you look deep into their eyes. The beautiful faces of these Vivid Girls are what you will be looking at while you take your pleasure deep in one of their 3 welcoming holes. Vaginal, oral and anal pleasures are what the Vivid Girls are known for and it is our pleasure to serve them hot and ready.”

My review of this sex doll:

Well Vivid’s done it again with this realistic doll, yet another incredible addition to the long line of Vivid girls they’ve brought to life for the guys like myself out there who have fallen in love with them. Firstly, she’s got very large breasts which I’m a HUGE fan of, no pun. The blonde hair is another feature of this sex doll that really drives me wild too. To boot, she’s got three entries which are all in my experiences very lifelike and feel amazing. Her anal entry, vaginal, and mouth are all very welcoming and tight. I was surprised to see such detail and artwork put into this beauty, but was pleasantly surprised and grateful for it. I take her out and play with her almost every week. Great addition to any collection, or great start to one!

Name: Vivid Blow-Up Dolls - Tawny
Price: $21.74
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Over 5″ of Super Soft, Tight and Stretchy,Stimulating Masturbating Pocket Pal- Lubricant Included.”

My experience with this masturbator:

When it comes to sex toys for men, I consider mysql one of the toughest critics out there. This little thing packs on hell of a punch! After a little bit of lube to keep the friction goin good, I was in pure heaven as this realistic little thing did its job on my rod. The feelings I got from this handheld joy felt like none other I had felt before from some of the other toys I had experimented with. Definitely a must-buy if your first toy, or even if just an addition to your collection. I use this thing interchangibly with my other toys, I tend to like variety and choices. Enjoy ‘er if you buy it too!

Name: Mermaid Masturbator
Price: $22.76
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

My review of this penis pump:

This penis pump had no product description, but it doesn’t really need one, trust me. This puppy works so friggin good I couldn’t believe how much it had triumphed over the other pumps I had tried in the past. I mean, this thing really in the words of Arnold “pumps you up”. After I used this bad boy for about 20 minutes, I beheld the monster before me that was my manhood LOL. I swear I thought a snake had crawled in my pants. Basically after using it for about 15 minutes or about that, I had a nice gain of about 2 inches in length and about 3 inches in thickness. I’m surprised the price isn’t higher for what it can do honestly, but I’m glad I got it at this steal.

Name: Magnum Pump
Price: $69.99
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“New Comfort Grip masturbators have been designed with convenient finger holes for maximum control. No more slipping just as you get to the best part of the sex! And if the finger holes is not enough you will also note the great grip bumps on the ouside, these make sure your grip never falters.”

My review:

For a mere 20 bucks this baby is a surefire buy, or at least it was for me. It looked interesting enough to me that I figured it had to feel pretty good. I was right, of course! I bought ‘er and within a few days had this incredibly useful sex toy in the palm of my hand waiting to be abused. I loved it never once slipped from my hand because of the grips it comes with. On top of the grips on the outer part of it, it has finger holes for extra security so you don’t lose this amazing sensation throughout your use of it.

If you warm this puppy up, it feels even better. Don’t put it in the microwave though! Soak it in warm water for about 15 minutes or so and you’ll be glad ya did. Awesome masturbator for anyone out there looking to keep their hands clean, or just experience one hell of a feeling!

Name: Pearl Pleasure Comfort Grip Stroker
Price: $19.95
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Life-Size Inflatable Vibrating Doll! The Bra Busting Love Doll comes equipped with three luscious love holes, a vibrating vagina and anus, smooth, perfumed skin, and soft silky hair.”

My review of this sex doll:

First off, it’s April! The original “bra buster”. If you’re a busty fan, she’s going to lure you in with those massive melons from the start. What I really liked about this sex doll, was the fact that she’s inflatable so easy storage, all three inputs are readily available (anal, oral, pussy), she’s perfumed and smells beautiful, and the fact she vibrates! Vibration kind of matters when you buy any realistic doll or toy. It really causes that much more of a sensation and adds a bit more touch of realism to it. Great toy overall, she wins my vote!

Name: April Flowers 3 Hole Doll Vibro Action
Price: $59.35
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“The Cyber Feel oral mouth makes it feel just like the real thing.”

My review:

Fantastic! Best blowjob I’ve had in a long time (don’t kill me if any of my girlfriends are reading it’s just that good!). This beauty has such a nice set of breasts that just the sight of them alone could make me blow my load, but her incredibly succulent mouth is where the action is! The cyberskin material they used on this baby was a perfect fit and compliment to the already beautiful doll they created. Feels like you’re getting a nice BJ from your favorite f-buddy or girlfriend, trust me! You’ll love her that I can promise. If you buy her, email me and let me know what you think too!

Name: Cyber Blow Job Oral Sex Doll
Price: $62.96
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Super soft life like masturbator! Comes with Free lube, toy cleaner and Free Legend DVD.”

My review:

This realistic pussy has some added flavor with her hand on the top looking like it’s really spreading her lips inviting your cock in for a good time. That’s kind of what really turned me onto buying this toy. It comes with free lube in case you don’t already have some, cleaner for it, and a FREE dvd. How much better of a deal could I get? I couldn’t pass it up, and I’m really glad I didn’t after using it. Feels great because the material used is high-quality and meets all standards of realism. Enjoy her!

Name: Pussyman’s See Me Spread Pussy
Price: $21.74
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Fireman’s Pump with Super Suction Power! For the man who wants that Real Fire Hose! Now you can put out all your firees as you pump up that fire hose of your for all the Stimulation and pleasure you want and need! -Flexible Hose -Quick air release control -See-thru clear plastic tube -Latex Ring for comfort”

My review of this penis pump:

This pump can suck! Not in a bad way, definitely a good way LOL! It’s one of the more compact models in comparison to the other pumps I’ve used and reviewed which you can read about here Penis Pump Reviews. That’s not really a bad thing at all and this baby does its job and the price is unbeatable. After about 20 minutes of pumping, my Mr. Happy was ready to go and had about 1 inch of added length, and about 2 inches of girth (how thick it is). I was happy, so was my lady.

Name: Fireman’s Pump
Price: $17.81
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Molded to perfection! An exact replica of Tera Patrick™, right down to the folds, contours, and intimate details. Futurotic Plus™ material is totally life-like and super-tight. Hypersonic™ battery pack creates 5 levels of vibration and pulsation. Powder included. 2 AA batteries (not included). Watch battery (included).”

My review of this sex toy:

Where can you go wrong with Tera Patrick? She’s incredibly sexy and to have her pussy in front of me I was in heaven. It honestly is probably one of the most, if not THE most perfect pussy you’ll see in your life. This tight little thing’s vibration levels (which you can change according to your pleasure) really heat up the action and increase the feeling while you pound away at it. I popped in my favorite Tera DVD called Whores For Life, and enjoyed her pussy in front of me as I watched it live on the screen. Very good time and many more to come out of it!

Name: Tera Patrick’s Perfect Pussy
Price: $108.86
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Life-like ebony face, 4-color love doll! Firm breasts and 3 holes.”

My review:

This sex toy has everything but the voice! In all seriousness this doll is SO lifelike I couldn’t get over it. I like to change it up once in a while and swap out for some brown sugar, and she just does the trick! Her breasts feel incredibly realistic and supple and her face is just amazingly beautiful. All three inputs (anal, oral, pussy) feel more lifelike than I had imagined before I bought this male sex toy. Definitely worthy of a purchase if you love the ebony babes like I do.

Name: India Nubian Love Doll
Price: $18.53
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Get In!! Handy Size !! Get Off!!! Pleasure In the Palm Of your hand!!
- Designed to fit easily in your hand!!
-Made From Realistic UR3 Material!!
-Satisfy Yourself When you want!!!”

My review:

I’m a HUGE fan of UR3-made toys just because it feels just SO freaking incredible over the other materials that are used out there these days. It’s probably the leader in material used on male sex toys today and with good reason. Once you slide your shaft into this little wonder, you’ll see what I mean. It keeps your hands clean, feels like the real thing (especially if you warm it up by putting it in warm water first), and it’s convenient. Washed off really easily, and well worth any effort put into using it which is minimal really.

Name: UR 3 Masturbators Palm Pal (Pussy)
Price: $22.95
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“The process for penis enlargement via the vacuum pump is medically referred to as hyperemiation. Dr. Kaplan’s unique enlargement program incorporates the usage of a handcrafted cylinder which fits comfortably over the penis. -Lengthen and thicken your erect penis. -Increase the flaccid state. -Build confidence and self esteem. -Enhance your sex drive and sex life. -Stimulate erections. -Help correct curved penis. -Prevent premature ejaculation. -Intensify ejaculation and orgasm. Elements include: HAND TRIPPER PUMP - hand operated, light weight, heavy duty, vaccum pump with pressure release valve at your fingertips. HAND MADE EXPANSIVE CYLINDERS AND CONNECTOR HOSE - The cylinders are tapered towards the top to match the natural anatomy of your penis and are flared at the base for maximum comfort. Each cylinder contains a state-of-the-art air valve which allows for quick and easy disconnection from the pump while maintaining pressure within the cylinder. ERECTION ENHANCING BANDS - Dr. Kaplan’s vaccum pump system will help you attain your biggest and logest-lasting erection every time, all the time. Use the erection enhancing bands prior to or immediately following each pumping session to maintain your erection. I-D LUBRICANT - this water based lubricant is highly recommended during the pump session. Use this lubrication on the penis and scrotum to allow your skin to expand for maximum enlargment.”

My review:

Well with that lengthy description above, I hope you can even see where MY damned review of it is LOL! This pump deserves all of that and then some for what this baby can do. I’ve used and still use a lot of different pumps, this one is probably my favorite thus far. My favorite points about it are the fact that for one thing it’s got hand-made parts, which means no screwups from machines. Another great thing about it, is that trigger-shaped pump grip. This pump can help a few things out, amongst just giving you about an inch to an inch and a half extra length, and about two inches in girth, if you’ve got a curved tool it can help fix that too.

This pump is really built to fit the natural shape and size of a real penis, unlike some other pumps which are just cylinders you try to fit your beast into as best as possible. This pump really does, as I’ve used it myself many times, enhance the size, girth, and help your penis stay up much much longer than most of it’s competing products. Another great point about this pump is how easily it can connect and disconnect the valve, tube, and trigger from the pump while it still remains doing its job. This is really convenient so you don’t have to stand or sit there holding onto those unneccessary parts after you’ve pumped away and are ready for the natural work to just happen. Overall, this pump is really great. Everything within the description is actually true and not just bullshit selling points like a lot of other places stick in there to try to lure you into buying. If you buy this puppy, let me know how it works for ya. E-mail me and let me know if you have any issues with any part of it either.

Name: The Famous Dr.Joel Kaplan Pump 2in
Price: $118.75
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“UR3! Ultra Realistic 3.0! The Ultimate Skin! Adult’s “Perfect 10″ now has a perfect pussy to match! Doc Johnson presents the one and only DEVON UR3, starring Vivid Superstar Devon! Worship her ass, delight in her lolita-like pussy. Vivid’s Devon UR3… we know you’ll be in to it, in more ways than one! Includes: Cobalt Blue Muti-Function, Multi-Speed controller and bullet, powder and vivid girl lube.”

My review:

UR3 is definitely the way to go when you’re on the market for sex toys and need something that really falls in line with the real thing so you can enjoy it to the fullest. This piece of ass is definitely worth the price tag, and you don’t have to trust me, buy one and you’ll see for yourself. Then e-mail me and tell me how happy you are you DID trust me.

It comes with a speed controller, and bullet so that if you do not want it to vibrate, it doesn’t have to. The powder it comes with makes for a great accessory and the vivid girl lube is a neccessity! Both entries feel amazing and I pound away at this one often. Yesterday I reviewed a tight little ass I bought, and it was great. This one is both though and one of the best buys I’ve made in a while.

Name: Devon Vibrating Pussy and Anus
Price: $123.70
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Stop dreaming about what my ass would feel like and start cumming already”

My review of this sex toy:

Freaking hot! This baby sure has one hell of a tight ass let me tell you! The damned thing just feels immaculate. The way it vibrates while you have your way with it just adds that extra bit of “umph” that these type of sex toys all should have! I really loved the way it felt around my tool while I plugged away at it. A must-have if you’re an ass guy, or just want a pretty and very tight nice hole to pound.

Name: Mari Possa’s Ass
Price: $69.26
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“You will know too, when you look deep into their eyes. The beautiful faces of these Vivid Girls are what you will be looking at while you take your pleasure deep in one of their 3 welcoming holes. Vaginal, oral and anal pleasures are what the Vivid Girls are known for and it is our pleasure to serve them hot and ready.”

My review:

Sex toys are something I highly advocate and really critique when I get my hands on a new one. The Vivid series of sex dolls so far have provided me with nothing but absolute pleasure and great fun. Janine is no exception to the rule. This doll is incredibly realistic. Every input on this doll feel exactly like the real thing and Vivid took extra steps to make sure of that. The entries (oral, anal, and vaginal) were all nice and tight, but not *too* tight to the point where it requires a whole bottle of lube to just get the tip in LOL!

She’s nice and tight, and if you know Janine or not she’s incredibly beautiful too! So you get to look at this sexy doll right in the eye and know she wants you to plug those holes and have your way with her the second you take her out of the box. She’s definitely a catch and I’d recommend her or any of the other Vivid dolls in a heartbeat. Enjoy!

Name: Vivid Blow-Up Dolls - Janine
Price: $21.74 (a steal!)
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“3 super soft, stretchy, Futurotic™ life-like masturbators! Powder included.”

My review of these sex toys:

This is probably some of the best set of sex toys money can buy for this price if you’re on the market for some incredibly realistic and great-feeling masturbators. I’m a huge fan of Tera Patrick’s so to have the chance to actually have fun with her three inputs, I jumped at it when I saw the pricetag! They feel SO incredibly good around your cock you will not even believe it until you feel it for yourself. For a mere $30.00 not even you get THREE sex toys that come in VERY handy at many times!

If you want a blowjob, they’ve got that covered in this pleasure pack. Want some anal sex? You got it. How about just some good ole pussy fucking? Yep that too. A must-buy if you enjoy the art of self-pleasuring or even if you want to get kinky with your lover and have them use it on you.

Name: Tera Patrick’s Futurotic Stroker Bonanza
Price: $29.65
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Pump It Up and Keep It Up with the Precision Pump System! The Precision Pump and Erection Enhancer System is the natural evolution of enhancement techniques that combines creating and maintaining an erection. Just slip the erection enhancer on the pump, slip in your rod and pump it up. Carefully slide Erection Enhancer on penis and remove pump.You’re now ready for hot passionate action!!”

My review of this male sex toy:

I’ve used many pumps, and they all basically do the same thing but some fail where others prevail. This one had a few major keypoints about it which I really enjoyed. The first one, it was on sale for $18.53 lol. Hey, I’m still thrifty! The second one was the grenade-shaped pump which was really comfortable during usage. It comes with an “erection enhancer” ring which honestly helped a LOT, more than I thought it would have. It felt kinda nice too, but then again I’m a big fan of pumps. After some time, I’d estimate 10 minutes maybe 15 minutes of pumping, I now had my happy tool a bit thicker, and about an inch or so longer. I was pleased, needless to say but I said it anyway. If you’re in the market for a pump, this is probably one of the best toys for men I’d say.

Name: Precision Pump With Erection Enhancer
Price (on sale now!): $18.53
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Red Hot Vivid Girls are easy to do and Malezia wants to be Done. That’s why she came to the place where perfect replication of the human form can be found — Doc Johnson’s mold department. How else can you get to smack Malezia’s perfect ass while plowing her velvety majestic vagina? This table top model allows for a hands free penetration of Malezia innermost privates. Sculpted in life-size Red Hot UR3 rubber, this non-vibrating model is design to accept a vibrating bullet or egg for additional enjoyment.”

My review:

This baby is definitely on my “top shelf” of realistic pussies. Yes I seriously have a walk-in closet with all of my toys in it, so that they’re all readily available when I feel like having some fun. First off, Malezia is freaking stunningly beautiful! The fact that they molded this right from her amazingly tight pussy and round ass is what drove me to go ahead and make the buy. The toy is a firey red color, “red hot” type of color. The color definitely suits the feelings you get when you plug both of these readily available tight holes. Some lube, and you’re ready to pound away at this famous pussy and asshole. If you stick a vibrator in her ass or pussy (whichever you’re having fun with at the time), the feelings intensify in multiples too! Enjoy this hot little piece of ass like I did! One of my favorite toys for men.

Name: Malezia Non-Vibrating UR3 Ass & Pussy
Price: $98.96
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“Exotic face, curvaceous body. 3 exciting love tunnels. Sexy Asian tattoos.”

My review:

She’s amazing! Very cute and very sexy, if you’re into anime at all. All three inputs feel really nice on the tool, and just the thought of fucking an anime babe is enough turn-on in itself for me to love this sex doll! A must-have for any anime lovers.

Name: Anime Japanese Love Doll
Price: $24.71
My Rating:
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The product’s description:

“Get a grip with this fantastic masturbator. Featuring ergonomically designed finger holes for your thumb & forefinger and a textured non-slip grip, this sleeve may be harder to put down than you think. Made out of sensual, realistic CyberSkinR, this pussy gets as close to the real thing as is possible. Inside you will find grooves for heightened, lifelike pleasure.
And you will also experience amazing sucking actions. How’s that for realistic? CyberSkinR is PVC, phthalate, and latex free and non-toxic. And it is one of the softest and incredibly realistic to the touch. So let this sleeve touch you in a naughty way.”

My review:

No kidding this puppy really gets a nice grip on your wood! The grips make it incredibly comfortable and easy to just hang onto while you’re havin some fun! It DOES feel like a real pussy, to me. The grooves definitely help a lot during those “fun times” improving the feeling of it making you forget that it’s a toy and not the real thing. I love this little thing, it’s a great addition to my collection of sex toys!

Name: Cyberskin Comfort Grip Stroker
Price: $19.95
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“This waterpoof pump is multi-speed with quick release valve.”

My review:

This pump actually works quite well and feels kinda nice while ya use it. It’s one of the better toys for men that is fun and actually does its job. I had fun using it and it’s really simple to use. Just put your hard tool in, pump for a bit, and whammo you’ve got some extra thickness and length. It’s one of the cheaper models and trust me, don’t judge it by its price. This beauty works like a charm!

Name: Peter Sucker Vibrating Penis Pump
Price: $49.45
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“You will know too, when you look deep into their eyes. The beautiful faces of these Vivid Girls are what you will be looking at while you take your pleasure deep in one of their 3 welcoming holes.Vaginal, oral and anal pleasures are what the Vivid Girls are known for and it is our pleasure to serve them hot and ready.”

My review:

She’s hot right? Her beautiful eyes are so well re-created in this amazing male sex toy, as well as her large breasts and beautiful orifices. All three of her inputs (pussy, ass, mouth), feel incredible when you’re playing with them and are nice and tight, and feel great and realistic while you’re enjoying yourself. She’s definitely a keeper in my box of discount sex toys. I’m sure she’ll find herself happy in your home too!

Name: Vivid Blow-Up Dolls - Sunrise
Price: $21.74
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy Her Now

The product’s description:

“Incredibly soft, exquisitely tight and made of amazingly life-like material!”

My opinion and review:

This little beauty is probably one of the best discount sex toys for men when it comes to realistic pussies. It definitely does its job and does it very well in my opinion. It’s compact enough but not too much to store easily and hide (if you have to!). It feels great, nice and tight and looks exactly like Jessica Drake’s. Definitely one of the best realistic vaginas you can buy for cheap. Enjoy her pussy!

Name: Jessica Drake’s Futurotic Pocket Pal
Price: $29.65
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“The ultimate pump system! Heavy-duty high-pressure metal vacuum pump with EZ grip padded handles, professional vacuum gauge, durable 2¼” clear cylinder, non-crimping hose, universal interlocking quick disconnect valve, and a hygienically superior Silicone sleeve. Durable construction for reliable use.”

My uses of it and opinion:

The grip is great, and comfortable. I loved that part about it the most I think. In terms of usage, it’s used like your standard pump basically. Get hard, poke it in, pump away and voila, you’re bigger and harder! It works, this is the truth about it. My unit got about 1.5″ longer, and about 2″ thicker after about 25 minutes of use. It didn’t hurt, and I lasted longer during masturbation sessions and also sex with my girlfriend. Great male sex toy if you want to call it a toy, I say it’s more of a tool of the trade! Neccessary at that!

Name: COLT Vacuum Pump System
Price: $110.83
My Rating:
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The product’s description:

“A genuine cast of Stormy! It’s like having Stormy all to yourself. Every crease and fold of her sumptuous pussy has been meticulously sculpted in this erotic masterpiece. Made of ultra life-like, incredibly soft Futurotic™ material, Stormy’s hand-painted, lusciously tight pussy and ass is made for your pleasure. Heighten the experience with powerful vibrating, pulsating and surging sensations with the removable 5-function power pak. Talc included. 2 AA batteries.”

My experience with it:

It felt great after I got some lube on my shaft, laid her on the bed, and just pounded away at BOTH of her tight little holes. Seeing her pussy and ass in front of me was definitely a huge turn on and got me in the mood for some love. I’ve fucked a lot of realistic pussies before, and she was probably one of the most fun to play with. If you’re on the market for a fake vagina, she’s your babe. I try to provide you guys with the best male sex toy reviews, and I’d be lying if I didn’t say that this is one of the best male sex toys I’ve had experience with. Enjoy her!

Name: Stormy’s Pussy and Ass
Price: $89.05
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now

The product’s description:

“You’ll love to put yourself in these lovely hands. Feel the soft skin tenderly stroke and caress your penis.”

My description and review:

This is a gift of the Gods! It feels amazing, like two hands are rubbing your cock up and down at the same time. It keeps your own hands clean, which is key too. It comes with some lube also, so you don’t have to worry about buying lube. Overall this thing is great when you’re in the mood for a different set of hands on your package. I love it, definitely an awesome male sex toy.

Name: Double Fisted Masturbator
Price: $19.76
My Rating:
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The product’s description:

“Complete Penis Enlargment System. Reach mammoth dimensions… 9 inches, 10 inches even a BIG 12 Inches is possible! Easy One Finger Trigger Release - No plunger of bulb to pump. Pull the trigger and feel the power. Quality Construction! Penis Cylinder - clear, watch your penis grow, grow and grow! Pure Rubber Penis Sleeve! The world’s largest selling penis enlargment system used successfully for 30 years with 15 million satisfied customers. Free instructional dvd and magazine. Maintain your erection as long as you wish. Inculded is an adjustable comfort fit erection ring that will adjust to fit any size penis. Also includes personal lubricant special formula for penis enlargement.”

My experience with it:

It’s no bullshit I’ll say that much. This thing got my cock bigger than I had ever seen it before. Considering the price, it’s one of the best discount sex toys I’ve purchased so far that’s actually improved my own self-thoughts and confidence during a lovemaking session. I loved how great it felt to have this massive piece of meat hanging between my legs after pumping for about 20 minutes. The work put into it was so worth it LOL! It’s got a trigger-like handle/pump on it so it’s a natural grip. That also helped my decision in my thoughts and rating of this male sex toy. Great buy, worth every penny.

Name: Trigger Pump
Price: $69.29
My Rating:
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The product’s description:

“Gina is one of a kind!! World’s first wireless vibrating love doll with movable arms and orbital sockets creating an exceptional range of motion. Newly sculpted mouth expands to fit any size. Life-like doll with Futurotic™ vagina, anus, nipples and mouth. Almost seamless, life-like feeling skin, full mannequin head, long flowing blonde hair, radiant…(read more)”

My thoughts and opinions:

This thing is incredible! First off I’m a HUGE lover of blondes, they’re my absolute favorite. Second, I’ve watched all of her movies nearly and watching her get fucked on film while I “fucked her” in my living room, was an awesome experience. Every hole on this beautiful love toy is ready for action. This might come in close 2nd as the best male sex toy in comparison with some of the others I’ve played with. I think she’s great. I did need to use quite a bit of lube because her holes are really tight and we all love tight holes. Enjoy!

Name: Gina Lynn’s Wireless Infinite Sex Positions Love Doll
Price: $227.65
My Rating:
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The product’s description:

“Extreme Vibrating and Sucking Power!!! The OPTIMUM POWER VIBRO SUCKING STROKER boasts a Vibrating Stroker with superb sucking action! Penis Enhancement while soothing vibrations are delivered throughout! High Grade easy pump bulb with extra long non-crimping tube allows complete maneuverability!!!”

My experiences with it:

Well it’s a LOT better than a vacuum and a LOT smoother than a hand I can say that! LOL! The vibrations felt heavenly against my shaft while I pushed my way in and out with a tiny bit of lube. It’s got a pump on it too so that helps with hardness and length and makes it all around more fun to play with. Aside from the pump and tube, it’s pretty discreet and you can cover the top of it with a cap. It’s really nifty! I loved playing with it and my vote it’s almost better than a fleshlight because of the vibrations.

It’s definitely worth it if you’re on the market for toys for men and an amazing fake vagina.

Name: Optimum Power Vibro Sucking Stroker
Price: $54.44
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Get It Cheaper

The product’s description:

“3 Loving Passages! Exotic beauty ready to please with three eager holes.”

My experience with this mens sex toy:

Fun fun fun! How else can I put it? I’ve had my fun with the mysteries of the orient now! Ok well maybe not, but still I feel as if I’ve had my way with one incredibly sexy asian princess. It was a lot of fun experimenting with every one of her entries as the description states. It’s 100% dead-on accurate and 100% fun! Each hole feels great while sliding in and out until you’re done with her. When you’re done, simply wash ‘er off if you made her a mess and put her away.

I really enjoyed the likeness of this doll and would probably say it’s one of the better mens sex toys to play with when you’re in the mood and alone. Of course I feel that way about a lot of my toys for men but she’s definitely a keeper! She’s fun for pseudo threesomes too hehe. Enjoy her.

Name: Asian Princess Doll
Price: $34.64
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy Her Now

The product’s description:

“Tight, soft, stretchy, life-like Futurotic™ masturbator. Powder included.”

My opinion of it:

Welp where can you go wrong? Most if not all of us know Tera Patrick, and what a true beautiful woman she is. The joys I’ve had watching her on DVD while enjoying this tight little toy which so perfectly looks like her real pussy, are incredible. It’s a lot more fun to watch the pornstar whose pussy you’re apparently fucking WHILE you fuck it LOL! I like with my many other pussies, put this one in my sink filled with warm water for about 15 minutes, grabbed my favorite lube, and had some fun. I love it, it’s cheap too only 15 bucks. So you really get your “bang” for your buck!

Name: Tera Patrick’s Tight Pussy
Price: $14.81
My Rating:
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The product’s description:

“Get a grip with The Joy Grip - Savanna Samson’s masturbator in Red UR3.”

The fun I’ve had with it:

The name says it all really. This “grip” provides PLENTY of joy lol. I’ve used it on myself and have had it used on me by my ex-wife and girlfriends in the past. It feels really nice around your shaft and has that realistic feel to it. This is definitely one of my essential toys for men as it’s become my best friend at times when I’m all alone and without the real thing.

What I really liked about it was that I didn’t really need much lube at all, just a drop. Another good point is it keeps my hands mess-free because the outside never gets wet or touched with any lube. I haven’t tried warming it up yet, but I’d imagine you could just drop it in a sink filled with warm water and let it soak for a while. It’d definitely add to the realness factor. Great fake vagina if nothing else. Feels really great when you’re in the mood for some solo lovin or have a kinky girlfriend around.

Name: Savanna Samson’s Joy Grip Pussy
Price: $24.71
My Rating:
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The product’s description:

“This mighty REMOTE PLUNGER PUMP was designed for powerful sucking action, with precision piston movement. The REMOTE PLUNGER PUMP can bring you hours of pumping pleasure. The plunger provides maximum suction with each stroke. You control the action using the powerful pump handle.”

My experience with it:

This pump like many others looks like it came out of a futuristic movie. That’s not neccessarily a bad thing because I hear up in space they have some of the best male sex toys LOL! But in all seriousness, this pump definitely does its job and I’m glad I bought it. It kept my cock thicker and longer for about 2 hours or so after I pumped it up for about 20 minutes. It’s very useful, especially before you’re about to hop in the sack and get it on.

It’ll keep whomever is looking at your package impressed and eager to play with it. This I know by experience with a few close girlfriends. I love this thing and I use it interchangibly with my other pumps, they’re all great. The remote’s really handy and doesn’t get in the way too which is a plus and it’s more comfortable. To top that off, my forearms have never gotten this much excersize! LOL!

Name: Remote Plunger Pump
Price: $29.69
My Rating:
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The product’s description:

“Sunset Thomas Vibrating Realistic Vagina - The most realistic vibrating vagina ever created! Your world will never be the same! Sey Porn Star Sunset Tomas , star of the Award Winning film “SEX” has been perfectly captured by Doc Johnson’s mold masters. Doc Johnson’s exclusive techniques offer the most reealistic VIBRATING Vagina ever created! THis sexy stunning blonde has given so much viewing pleasure on the X-rated screen that it was decided that a more intimate portion of her be shared. So we proudly present this perfect replica for your pleasure!”

My experiences with it:

I saw Sunset on an HBO special called “Cat House” and I was just blown away. What a pretty woman, and very well put together. So in this particular episode, she mentioned her line of sex toys and she had also mentioned it on Howard Stern. So I did some poking around on the store’s site to see if they had it and sure enough they did. I eagerly whipped out my credit card and ordered it and waited for it’s arrival.

When it got here, as always from this site it was packaged discreetly. I went to one of my favorite adult sites, found one of my favorite DVDs, hit play and the rest is history. This is probably one of my favorite mens sex toys. It really has that realistic feel to it and even tighter in my opinion. It felt simply amazing around my member and I only lasted about 5 minutes worth of humping. It’s really THAT good. I love it and I use it whenever my girlfriends aren’t around or I’m just alone and horny. I’d definitely say this was a realstic vagina that is one of a kind. She’s a hot broad on top of it.

Name: Sunset Thomas Vibrating Realistic Pussy
Price: $59.35
My Rating:
Where to buy: Click Here To Buy It Now